Planet of the Grapes

From Episode “Ice Cold Potatoes”(9:35 – 23:28) POTG Radio hears from Mole Man, who is running for “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” a contest with strange rules. He announces he is dating CJ, the mother of his opponent, JC Superstar. In 2006, CJ “fell on” the British crown jewels while attempting to steal them, which set [...]

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From Episode “Ice Cold Potatoes”(26:21 – 41:21) With Mole Man and JC Superstar both campaigning to be elected “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” they turn to two famous ice cream makers for support. The first is the cold-hearted Cream Christ, the second is Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man.

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POTG Radio hears from Mole Man, who is running for “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” a contest with strange rules. He announces he is dating CJ, the mother of his opponent, JC Superstar. In 2006, CJ “fell on” the British crown jewels while attempting to steal them, which set in motion a process that turned her [...]

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POTG Radio speaks with Tor, the janitor of NYC. After sending out a bizarre request for his clothing preferences, Mother Therysiskel, mother of a “baby bishop,” calls to negotiate with Tor. Somehow Col. Mustard of Clue, adult children’s model Boy Man, and Gonzo of the Muppets are all involved in a pending war that raises [...]

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“I’m a mole…man!” is about as witty as he gets. He loves giving advice and is running for a seat as “Ruler of United Scandinavia.” When Fozzy the Bear was on the show, he claimed to be Mole Man, but was actually suffering from multiple personality disorder…please don’t call it schizophrenia, that’s not accurate.

Classic Clip, 2006 (17:52) Mole Man gets off and health guru Slim Goodbody is called to add his advice, as CJ’s situation has become more of a medical one.

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Classic Clip, 2006 (13:24) A third caller seeks advice from Mole Man and JC Superstar amidst their “advice face-off.” The caller, CJ, has stolen and then became impaled on the crown jewels of England.

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Yahdderman is sick, so Pelican Pecorino calls, claiming his pecorino beak has healing qualities. Pecorino Patience, a pagan god, calls, claiming he is responsible for the beak’s powers. Currently attached to him is Quailburglar, who wanted some of that power for himself and is also Pelican Pecorino’s father. Gimnael is called to attest to the [...]

Classic Clip, 2001 (13:23) This segment begins with Fozzy calling, revealing he has a multiple-personality disorder and also speaks as “Mole Man” and “Penelope.” He’s followed by the bitter Gonzo and Nanny’s Legs.

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