POTG Radio hears from Mole Man, who is running for “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” a contest with strange rules. He announces he is dating CJ, the mother of his opponent, JC Superstar. In 2006, CJ “fell on” the British crown jewels while attempting to steal them, which set in motion a process that turned her into royalty. Gonzo also calls to have it out with Mole Man.

With Mole Man and JC Superstar both campaigning to be elected “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” they turn to two famous ice cream makers for support. The first is the cold-hearted Cream Christ, the second is Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man.

With Mole Man and JC Superstar both campaigning to be elected “Ruler of United Scandinavia,” they turn to two famous ice cream makers for support. The first is the cold-hearted Cream Christ, the second is Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man.

Ernie calls from the secret hospital where he is being kept against his will; he has not, in fact, died of cancer. He has no idea where the hospital is located and fears that for the upcoming event known as the “Airing of Correctances,” he will make the worst mashed potatoes (as judged by Snuffleupagus), and thus be crucified. Two rock musicians call to offer help, as well as David the Gnome.

Hear all of the above plus get more in depth with the United Ruler of Scandinavia race.

Somehow Col. Mustard of Clue, adult children’s model Boy Man, and Gonzo of the Muppets are all involved in a pending war that raises moral, philosophical, and questionable questions. May cause breach births.

Also on the show, ex-cricketer Sanjay Singh call to explain underground the NYC phenomenon of English Handball. Sleazy Chee, another player who is a chicken/architect/ex-rapper, calls to give his side, as do Julia Child, Mole Man, and the greatest player of the sport.

Mole Man gets off and health guru Slim Goodbody is called to add his advice, as CJ’s situation has become more of a medical one.

A third caller seeks advice from Mole Man and JC Superstar amidst their “advice face-off.” The caller, CJ, has stolen and then became impaled on the crown jewels of England.

Zeus is called to assess Pecorino Patience’s power as a pagan god. Then Kid Gicarus, who interned for Pecorino Patience, calls. Pecorino Patience is scared that if Quailburglar tries to mate with him, there will be catastrophic consequences. Earth Man, the two-mouthed by-product of the fact that Zeus touched Pecorino Patience, calls.

Besides the topics described in the above segments, you’ll also hear from JC Superstar and Mole Man as they continue their political campaign in Scandinavia, George Bush, Michael Jackson’s hat, Pontius Pilate, and POTG Radio’s old friend Bill Clinton.

This segment begins with Fozzy calling, revealing he has a multiple-personality disorder and also speaks as “Mole Man” and “Penelope.” He’s followed by the bitter Gonzo and Nanny’s Legs.