Planet of the Grapes

1) Bathing in agony and/or ecstasy, I have become blind in three ways:
-I cannot see fish, or any representation of a fish
-I am not considered attractive by Yugoslavic codes of beauty
-I cannot see inside my throat, thus dashing my dreams of becoming a gift horse.
2) “Purple rain/purple rain
Piglet’s blood/ labor pains
Money’s black/white man’s shame
The ghost [...]

Jezlude, lead singer of extreme band, GWAR, calls to offer his services to write a POTG Radio jingle and complain about how two of his rivals from old battle of the bands at state fairs were recently on the show. This prompts said rivals, Gib from the band Gardening in Biodomes and Joe from Gardening [...]

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