Planet of the Grapes

Barabbas McQuesinought, lawyer for both Barney the dinosaur and several Chicken MgNuggets, calls to get his clients on the phone. Two McNuggets, Duane Reade and Ninja, call. They reveal that if you flip them over they have different names and personalities; they become Maccabee and Walnut McDermott, respectively. They then all discuss how Barney has [...]

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The Grim Reaper calls to announce his image change. This leads to Fabio calling, who is trying to convince the Grim Reaper to grant him immortality and destroy falcons. The Afterbirth Fairy calls as does her current lover, the King of Thailand. Slain, a depressed high schooler, is upset because the Grim Reaper had just [...]

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From Episode “Image Makeover”(24:10 – 31:48) Slain, a depressed high schooler, is upset because the Grim Reaper had just called to announce his “image change” (which involves pink suits). Satan then calls to set Slain straight. Piglet calls at the end to get them off and call attention to himself.

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From Episode “Image Makeover”(31:48 – 43:13) Piglet calls to announce he has recently joined the motorcycle gang headed by Gimnael, Grimace’s brother. Gimnael calls shortly thereafter to announce his new love, but alas there is trouble in paradise. Slain, the depressed teenager from the previous segment, sneaks back on the show.

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From Episode “Small Wonders”(27:12 – 44:45) Piglet from the Winnie the Pooh show calls to discuss how he recently shot the series Survivor: Vietnam. Cobra Commander and Destro, villains from the G.I Joe world, were also on the show and call.

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POTG radio speaks to Queen Mab, a fairy who claims to control dreams. King Louis V of France then calls to reveal details about their relationship and the secret of the old French monarchy. Then, Queen Mab’s advances on Willow, POTG Radio’s producer, are brought to light. Piglet from the Winnie the Pooh show calls [...]

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