Planet of the Grapes

After speaking with Santiago McPherson, a lawyer for the McDonaldland Fry Kids, and Pontius Pilate, a judge, two Fry Kids are called. After Santiago guesses as to where Fry Kids come from, SpongeBob Squarepants (or as he says, “Squibblesquat”) and his pants call. Sponge Bob works for Crab Man’s underwater fast food joint and reveals [...]

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From Episode “Pagan Pecorino”(0:14-22:33) Yahdderman is sick, so Pelican Pecorino calls, claiming his pecorino beak has healing qualities. Pecorino Patience, a pagan god, calls, claiming he is responsible for the beak’s powers. Currently attached to him is Quailburglar, who wanted some of that power for himself and is also Pelican Pecorino’s father. Gimnael is called [...]

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From Episode “Pagan Pecorino”(22:36-40:23) Zeus is called to assess Pecorino Patience’s power as a pagan god. Then Kid Gicarus, who interned for Pecorino Patience, calls. Pecorino Patience is scared that if Quailburglar tries to mate with him, there will be catastrophic consequences. Earth Man, the two-mouthed by-product of the fact that Zeus touched Pecorino Patience, [...]

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When the millennium hit, this former henchman for Ronald decided to change the subjects of his burglarizing from hamburgers to quail. He enjoys stealing quail in Norway especially, as well as conducting “ski wars”: putting gun powder on clowns, thus making them explosive, and then throwing them at friends as they ski down the Alps. [...]

Classic Clip, 2000 (16:21) Hamburglar calls to describe why he will be known as “Quailburglar” in the new millennium. Then Quail Man calls to challenge him.

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Yahdderman is sick, so Pelican Pecorino calls, claiming his pecorino beak has healing qualities. Pecorino Patience, a pagan god, calls, claiming he is responsible for the beak’s powers. Currently attached to him is Quailburglar, who wanted some of that power for himself and is also Pelican Pecorino’s father. Gimnael is called to attest to the [...]

POTG radio’s oldest ally, Grimace, gives a rare interview and remains in the studio for the remainder of the episode. ’90s health guru, Susan Powter, calls to pick a bone with our special in-studio guest. Louis Louise calls, explaining how he is a drag racer in more than one sense of the term. POTG Radio [...]

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From Episode “Plum Power!”(78:48 – 98:58) McDonaldland henchman Quailburglar (he has changed his name) is confronted by the clown he tried to explode while skiing in the Alps.

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