Planet of the Grapes

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1) It’s time to disembark on a dis-im-bowelulation. This is the technical term for what Freddy Krueger does with his clawed hand to some overly sexual girl in the 37th installment of “A Nightmare on Madison Avenue”-and that’s exactly what it was, for no one knew how to market it. You HAVE to start grassroots movements [...]

From Episode “The Racist Episode”(4:45 – 20:35)
Richard Simmons’ Shorts and the Laces (on the shorts) call from the Philippines. Part of the Stain (that used to be on the shorts) also calls, in the process revealing how they came to be: they are the result of a splash from a “mayonnaise lobotomy” that Richard [...]

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From Episode “The Racist Episode”(20:37 – 36:35)
While the hosts are talking to Richard Simmons, his Shorts, Laces on the shorts, and the Stain, fast food mogul Teriyaki Boy calls. Then a Wizard (walrus/lizard) calls, as does Michael Jordan, Mr. Wizard (an actual wizard), and pro wrestler Gorilla Gross.

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Richard Simmons’ Shorts and the Laces (on the shorts) call from the Philippines. Part of the Stain (that used to be on the shorts) also calls, in the process revealing how they came to be: they are the result of a splash from a “mayonnaise lobotomy” that Richard Simmons had administered in the past. Then [...]

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From Episode “A Bad Bunch of Fatherfigures”(32:16 – 45:21)
Old friend Richard Simmons calls to reveal his colorful new clothing line, which includes snakeskin panties- which he’s currently wearing. His friend, fashion designer Don Kong (formerly Donkey Kong), calls to add his two cents as they also discuss their new diet suggestions for the hosts.

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Barabbas McQuesinought, lawyer for both Barney the dinosaur and several Chicken MgNuggets, calls to get his clients on the phone. Two McNuggets, Duane Reade and Ninja, call. They reveal that if you flip them over they have different names and personalities; they become Maccabee and Walnut McDermott, respectively. They then all discuss how Barney has [...]

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Also known as “The Simmons du Richarde,” he is the health guru who checks in with POTG Radio, along with Slim Goodbody. He and Slim grew up poor together in Romania and have a bond. His “Scarf Workout” involves exercising nude with a fiber rich scarf around your neck to work up a [...]

From Episode “Harlequin Wars” (63:21-78:33)

The health guru behind “Sweating to the Oldies” and old friend of POTG Radio calls to describe some of his new products.

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The hosts interview Grimace’s motorcycle gang-member brother, Gimnael, who was in Reno for a rally.
After Gimnael describes how flying Harlequins who live in the plains of Canada attack American motorcyclists, a Harlequin on his way to Reno calls.
Grimace calls to offer his brother sanctuary on his battleship, then Bjord Scarecrow calls to fight with Gimnael [...]

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