Sir Isaac Newton is asked about his appreciation and intense critiques of diners. This leads POTG Radio to get on the phone with the Roach God and the Lumberjack Chef, two personalities who own what is perhaps the worst diner in America. Part of their furniture includes Bettie Page’s corpse.

Gosh, a second-rate deity, calls to announce that unfortunately, the Roach God is going to Heck for the practices he has instituted at Jackson’s Diner. The segment ends with POTG Radio’s producer, Willow, accidentally letting his ranting father slip onto the audio feed.

Also in this episode is a call from Otto Krisbane, the inventor who developed Mecha-Godzilla. Ronald calls to gloat about his good relationship with his own robotic monster, Swedish Mecha-Godzilla. Bill Clinton weighs in after the 2009 inaugaration.

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We speak to the Essence of Bad Taste, whose whole existence is to appear in the presence of distasteful images and conversations, among other unsavory events. Piglet gripes about Bad Taste’s constant presence around his motorcycle gang. Gimnael, Grimace’s brother and leader of the motorcycle gang, also joins.

Continuing from the previous segment, Bad Taste, Piglet and Gimnael wax philosophical on the taste and design of Graceland, Elvis’s home in Memphis. This prompts a call from the beyond.

Also, Tiger Woods is turning people into dolphins….

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Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his “celebrity.” This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates.

The segment begins with a call from Snail/Wildebeest, quickly followed by William(Hurt)/Amoeba. It doesn’t take long to find out that “Roland,” Ronald’s half-brother, is behind the DNA experiments, as well as a bagel fast-food chain. This prompts Ronald himself to call, and then Grimace’s brother, Gimnael, who initially thinks he is Bob Dylan because he is coming off of an LSD trip. Gimnael’s right-hand man in his motorcycle gang, Piglet, then joins.

NYC’s own East River calls, followed by the thorn in his side, the Harlem River. Then old radio competitor Newton Folds calls, who has given up his show and is now running a service that alerts people as to when they are being talked about on POTG Radio. The trans-gender Whale Man calls looking for a date, and gets a suitor.

Birdman’s estranged son, Birdbest (who, unlike his father, is a friend to POTG Radio), calls looking not for a date, but a mate. This prompts several obvious candidates to call: Richard Simmons’ Skeleton, Edward Scissorhands, and Skeeter’s Back.

You’ll also hear how POTG Radio’s phone carrier drops them mid-show, stopping the calls for a few minutes, and what POTG Radio producer Willow does to fix this.

Old friend Richard Simmons calls to reveal his colorful new clothing line, which includes snakeskin panties- which he’s currently wearing. His friend, fashion designer Don Kong (formerly Donkey Kong), calls to add his two cents as they also discuss their new diet suggestions for the hosts.

The Pillsbury Dough Boy calls and quickly incurs the wrath of both Gimnael, Grimace’s motorcycle-riding brother, and Piglet, who has shed the timid persona he had on the Winnie the Pooh show and now is a bloodthirsty member of Gimnael’s gang.

In this episode you’ll also hear more about the McNuggets’ take on what it’s like to be food, their rivalry with the turkey who owns the Pudgie’s Chicken food chain, and their war with Ronald, who calls to gloat how he wears slippers and thongs made of McNuggets.

Wickford Pediatro, representing Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, calls with his slippery definition of truth. Somehow this ties in to Swedish Mecha-Godzilla and the man currently living inside him and controlling him, Ronald. Robo Tussin, a man claiming to be a robot who had called earlier, also joins.

It’s been a long time since clandestine lovers, Ross Perot and Chelsea Clinton, have been on the show. Their old friend, Dennis Rodman, begins the proceedings by translating for their dog. Later Rodman’s ex, Carmen Electra calls, as does ESPN head Extreme Strom and Gonzo, the burnt-out muppet who loves rhyming.

The third round of the Ms. POTG Radio Pageant begins, and unfortunately for the ladies, Gonzo sticks around from the last segment. CJ, the thief who became impaled on the British crown jewels and thus through a strange process is now royalty, joins as a contestant, along with Satan, who technically is equally male and female. Then there is BQEesha, a piece of the BQE (Brooklyn-Queen Expressway) in New York City.

Questions for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants continue, though technically this is more of a command: to tell their parents something they’ve never said to them before. But who could be the real parent of a woman like CJ whose blood was changed, let alone Satan, or a piece of a highway in New York?!

The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants involves Birdbest, who is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.

Willow introduces the hosts to Doctor Logan, who secretes medicine through his thighs, and Al Dente the Toothless Dentist. They reveal secrets of Tibetan thigh transmitigation and Astrological root canal readings.

Next, as per your requests, POTG Radio’s hosts break down some emotional walls and speak to their parents on the show. The family consists of Deaze Beans’s legume and bean parents, UB’s asexual parent, and a piece of wedding cake and a parrot who loves cream cheese sandwiches as Yahdderman’s mother and father.

Santa reveals his bitter feud with Swedish Mecha-Godzilla. A special holiday interview with the jolly man himself reveals his chain-smoking, porn fetish, and desire to turn large cities into personal amusement parks.

Also on this episode are Swedish Mecha-Godzilla’s inside resident Ronald, Smalto the Jewish Dragon who hates Christian children, and his fangirl Lily.

T.T, the official Thanksgiving turkey of 2007, calls. It turns out he’s getting his kicks in before getting eaten and is in bed with a celebrity who’s a favorite of the tabloids. The Harlem River calls to combat the fact that the East River was on last episode and is friends with T.T.

The Harlem River’s impersonations of other famous POTG Radio callers provokes the one and only Ronald to call. This in turn gets the Burger King to call for he first time ever. It turns out he’s in Australia and is friends with Godzilla, who is originally Australian. Pretty soon it’s an almost all-Australian panel as a representative from the Australian Union of Falcons calls, along with Nunchuck the kangaroo. Godzilla becomes bloodthirsty for Ronald.

The ice cream mogul made out of ice cream, Cream Christ, calls. He apparently has discovered a certain substance, and has procured Luigi of Mario Bros. fame to help change his image. Rodney the Caped Ice Cream Man and JC Superstar call to try to intervene with Cream Christ’s new hobby. They all work together on JC’s bid to win the election for “Ruler of United Scandinavia.” Then we hear from Luigi’s brother, Mario, Luigi’s blow-up doll, and the woman the blow-up doll was modeled after.