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Responsible Yet Promiscuous Buffalo Man Pt. 1

admin — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:14:16 +0000

From Episode “Lite Brite Food Fights”(14:33 – 30:47)

This segment begins with a mistaken caller who believes he has reached a consumer complaint line. This leads to the revelation that there are adult versions of the pictures from the popular toy, Lite Brite. One of the featured characters from such pictures, Responsible Yet Promiscuous Buffalo Man, calls, followed by Yams, the fertility beast.

Wrong Number

admin — Wed, 02 May 2007 04:52:15 +0000

From Episode “The Blizzard of Brie”(32:07 – 38:45)

With Ronald still on the phone lamenting how his floating palace has crashed into Venice, POTG Radio gets a wrong number call and makes the best of it.

The Blizzard of Brie

admin — Tue, 01 May 2007 19:04:54 +0000

Rival host Birdman of “Planet of the Cheese” calls looking to score a date with a listener, prompting a call from The Hairball Brothers. After that, “Brie,” a man in the cheese business who Birdman allegedly helped, calls. Apparently, all Birdman did was send huge amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus, thus incurring the wrath of Zeus and the Goat God, since many goats and bovines were killed due to exhaustion from fulfilling the huge order.

Ronald then gets on the phone, his floating palace having crashed into Venice due to Zeus’ lightning bolts, all because of Birdman’s ordering ridiculous amounts of brie cheese to Mount Olympus. The man known as “Brie” wants his money for the order.

With Ronald still on the phone lamenting how his floating palace has crashed into Venice, POTG Radio gets a wrong number call and makes the best of it.

Boris Yeltsin calls from the dead, complaining about the man who controls his cloud, Blizzard Man, who has created the bad weather for April. He did this to punish Boy Man, who is in Siberia with the circus impresario/American leprechaun Quilquoshe LaBoast. Prince calls to make Quilquoshe a business proposition, as does the Sphinx, also experiencing bad weather since Birdman lives in his nostrils and has fallen out of Blizzard Man’s favor as well.