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Where Life Comes Out Of (Full Episode)

Brad — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:37:23 +0000

The first caller of 2010 is POTG Radio perennial, Prince. He calls to talk about the latest bashes in his “Dancedom of Dakota,” but soon, the hosts hear from the mysterious other two “Princes.” This exclusive clip reveals the real workings of how Prince maintains his prolific output and energetic live shows, as well as how the uncouth Blizzard Man relates to all of this. Longtime caller Bill Clinton also weighs in.

High profile madame from the 1990s, Heidi Fleiss, calls to tout her new business venture, including employees Crystal and Rod Steelington. Bill Clinton, still on the phone from the previous segment, announces his newest plans about removing salt from the oceans.

Continuing from the previous segment, Bill Clinton cannot understand Heidi Fleiss’ new platonic prostitution ring, and Gonzo calls to lament how he liked things better in the old days. Gonzo’s new campaign is destroying horoscopes, prompting animosity with a mysterious caller named Krishna II.

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Three Princes

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:53:57 +0000

From the forthcoming Full Episode “Where Life Comes Out Of” (1:25-21:32)

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Lite Brite Food Fights

admin — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:03:26 +0000

A mistaken caller believes he has reached a consumer complaint line. This leads to the revelation that there are adult versions of the pictures from the popular ’80s toy Lite Brite. One of the featured characters from such pictures, Responsible Yet Promiscuous Buffalo Man, calls, followed by Yams, the fertility beast.

Gonzo calls to help his friend, R.Y.P. Buffalo Man, sort things out with Yams the fertility beast and discuss how they like to pick up women and party hard. Dr. Time calls to try and exploit R.Y.P. Buffalo Man’s “superpower.”

Gonzo and R.Y.P. Buffalo Man stay on from the previous segment to welcome Mickey Andy Charley, the boy who used to be the model on boxes of H-O Farina (also known as Cream of Wheat). The “New Quaker Oats Man” calls to try and mentor the ex-farina boy and stop Gonzo and R.Y.P. Buffalo Man from trying to corrupt him.

You’ll also hear from Vanilla Ice and Milli as they announce their new album, and their friend, the ganja-loving Scooter, who is apparently still possessed by a Jamaican soul.

The Jamaican Soul Trapped in Scooter’s Body

admin — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 23:32:09 +0000

From Episode “Sibling Ribaldry”(51:39 – 68:52)

Skeeter of the Muppets calls to out her brother, Scooter, who has reverted to his old irresponsible lifestyle. The Jamaican soul that Scooter claims possessed him then calls to give his side, and somehow Wayne Brady also makes an appearance.

Sibling Ribaldry

admin — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:10:39 +0000

Arnold from “Different Strokes” and Webster claim they’re immortal brothers and bicker over who is the bigger POTG Radio fan.

Twin pagan gods This and Thus call to promote “Truth: The Board Game,” defying logic along the way, talking in disarmingly calm voices, and generally mocking humanity.

Mario and Luigi speak of how Luigi is being set-up with criminal charges. Apparently, what started in Vegas may not always stay in Vegas.

Muppet Baby Dirty Laundry, Part 2

admin — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 15:48:07 +0000

Classic Clip, 2001 (13:23)

Gonzo is trying to have a doctor fax medical records on Fozzy to prove he has a multiple personality disorder. Then POTG Radio calls Skeeter and Scooter, who have office jobs. Ms. Piggy and Rolf also call.