Sir Isaac Newton is asked about his appreciation and intense critiques of diners. This leads POTG Radio to get on the phone with the Roach God and the Lumberjack Chef, two personalities who own what is perhaps the worst diner in America. Part of their furniture includes Bettie Page’s corpse.

Gosh, a second-rate deity, calls to announce that unfortunately, the Roach God is going to Heck for the practices he has instituted at Jackson’s Diner. The segment ends with POTG Radio’s producer, Willow, accidentally letting his ranting father slip onto the audio feed.

Also in this episode is a call from Otto Krisbane, the inventor who developed Mecha-Godzilla. Ronald calls to gloat about his good relationship with his own robotic monster, Swedish Mecha-Godzilla. Bill Clinton weighs in after the 2009 inaugaration.

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The giant Indian robot known as Gupta Kronog calls and is quickly followed by rival Godzilla, who on a previous episode befriended the Burger King, who now rides on Godzilla’s back. This prompts Swedish Mecha-Godzila to call as well, the robotic Godzilla who has Ronald inside of him in his control chamber.

The giant Indian robot known as Gupta Kronog calls and is quickly followed by rival Godzilla. On a previous episode Godzilla befriended the Burger King, who now rides on his back. This prompts Swedish Mecha-Godzila to call as well, the robotic Godzilla who has Ronald inside of him in his control chamber.

POTG Radio follows up with the Mario Bros. from the last episode’s conversation, when it became clear that their lives were falling apart. The “Grime Reaper” and his sidekick, a punk rocker called Immature call to discuss how they are forcing Luigi to be the celebrity partner at a new bar they are opening in Vegas. Bowser of the Mario Bros games calls to try and save Luigi.

This episode also includes a discussion of how radio producer Willow used the hosts’ money to invest in bars, including one owned by a stingray man, and also more from Luigi’s captivity in Vegas.

Wickford Pediatro, representing Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that anyone can edit, calls with his slippery definition of truth. Somehow this ties in to Swedish Mecha-Godzilla and the man currently living inside him and controlling him, Ronald. Robo Tussin, a man claiming to be a robot who had called earlier, also joins.

It’s been a long time since clandestine lovers, Ross Perot and Chelsea Clinton, have been on the show. Their old friend, Dennis Rodman, begins the proceedings by translating for their dog. Later Rodman’s ex, Carmen Electra calls, as does ESPN head Extreme Strom and Gonzo, the burnt-out muppet who loves rhyming.

The third round of the Ms. POTG Radio Pageant begins, and unfortunately for the ladies, Gonzo sticks around from the last segment. CJ, the thief who became impaled on the British crown jewels and thus through a strange process is now royalty, joins as a contestant, along with Satan, who technically is equally male and female. Then there is BQEesha, a piece of the BQE (Brooklyn-Queen Expressway) in New York City.

Questions for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants continue, though technically this is more of a command: to tell their parents something they’ve never said to them before. But who could be the real parent of a woman like CJ whose blood was changed, let alone Satan, or a piece of a highway in New York?!

The third question for the third batch of Ms. POTG Radio contestants involves Birdbest, who is woken up to perform a practice eulogy for Satan.

Willow introduces the hosts to Doctor Logan, who secretes medicine through his thighs, and Al Dente the Toothless Dentist. They reveal secrets of Tibetan thigh transmitigation and Astrological root canal readings.

Next, as per your requests, POTG Radio’s hosts break down some emotional walls and speak to their parents on the show. The family consists of Deaze Beans’s legume and bean parents, UB’s asexual parent, and a piece of wedding cake and a parrot who loves cream cheese sandwiches as Yahdderman’s mother and father.

Santa reveals his bitter feud with Swedish Mecha-Godzilla. A special holiday interview with the jolly man himself reveals his chain-smoking, porn fetish, and desire to turn large cities into personal amusement parks.

Also on this episode are Swedish Mecha-Godzilla’s inside resident Ronald, Smalto the Jewish Dragon who hates Christian children, and his fangirl Lily.

A special holiday interview with the jolly man himself, plus his chain-smoking, penchant for porn reruns and desire to turn large cities into personal amusement parks. Santa reveals his bitter feud with Swedish Mecha-Godzilla.