From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt(3:49 -19:13))
POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.”
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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(19:20 – 32:44)
Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with Fuzzy Bear tries to explain the connection between Fozzy Bear and Roosevelt family [...]
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POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.”
Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with [...]
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From Episode “Language Barriers”(19:23 – 30:44)
POTG Radio’s favorite ex-president besides Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt, calls to demonstrate his new job: translating for the musician Beck, who has written so many songs with nonsensical lyrics that he can no longer communicate logically.
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From Episode “Language Barriers”(30:44 – 47:13)
In the previous section, Beck had expressed, via his interpreter Teddy Roosevelt, that he wanted to speak with Grimace’s cousin, Plum Plumber, a large green plum-man who lives and works on Long Island, NY. Once he’s on, they explore how “spending time” in the same cave has created a [...]
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From Episode “Language Barriers”(47:15 – 71:27)
Who is an ancient, tortured Arabian steed that brings people back from the dead? The Anti-Horse, and he thinks he’s dying because he can’t remember bringing Teddy Roosevelt (who’s still on the phone from earlier) back from the dead. The Anti-Horse is doubly worried because his heart has been [...]
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Jermaine Jermolst, a porn director formerly married to a hermaphroditic whale, calls to promote his new male porn star. The call was prompted by UB’s previous discussion of the pistol shrimp; the porn star goes by that same name, Pistol Shrimp, and offers his unique version of peace for England and Ireland.
POTG Radio’s favorite ex-president [...]
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“Young David Hasselhoff” calls, claiming he is a version of the entertainer in the past. Then his mother calls to specify what he means. She has spent time in the lab of Dr. Bozo, a clown/doctor who calls to reveal the bigotry that clowns face.
Following his discussion of clown segregation, President Andrew Jackson begins detailing [...]
From Episode “Presidents’ Day Blow Out”(45:24-61:31)
Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin, had been on and wanting to talk about conservation and birds. This prompted Bird Best, one of Birdman’s illegitimate sons, to call. He squabbles with Teddy and Teddy about birds and then speaks about his practice of giving eulogies for people he [...]
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