POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.”

Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with Fuzzy Bear tries to explain the connection between Fozzy Bear and Roosevelt family infidelity.

Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along with Fuzzy Bear tries to explain the connection between Fozzy Bear and Roosevelt family infidelity.

The championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant begins. Goat God, who joined for Round Two, comes back to mediate as promised. The three finalists are Tiffany Amber Thiessen (who had previously revealed to POTG Radio how she cannot see herself), the gender-bending Louis/Lois Louise, and BQEesha, part of a highway in NYC. Birdman calls for Question 1.

The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.

The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.

POTG Radio’s favorite ex-president besides Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt, calls to demonstrate his new job: translating for the musician Beck, who has written so many songs with nonsensical lyrics that he can no longer communicate logically.

In the previous section, Beck had expressed, via his interpreter Teddy Roosevelt, that he wanted to speak with Grimace’s cousin, Plum Plumber, a large green plum-man who lives and works on Long Island, NY. Once he’s on, they explore how “spending time” in the same cave has created a telepathic link between them. Then the “First Man” calls, followed by a 16 year old girl who proves that even the first man is just a dirty old man.

Who is an ancient, tortured Arabian steed that brings people back from the dead? The Anti-Horse, and he thinks he’s dying because he can’t remember bringing Teddy Roosevelt (who’s still on the phone from earlier) back from the dead. The Anti-Horse is doubly worried because his heart has been inside of Slifrigerator, health guru Slim Goodbody’s old refrigerator, for a very long time. The two had met in ancient Persia and have an old rivalry. Slifrigerator eventually reveals his new desert location, prompting a call from Birdman, his current neighbor.

POTG Radio’s favorite ex-president besides Clinton, Teddy Roosevelt, calls to demonstrate his new job: translating for the musician Beck, who has written so many songs with nonsensical lyrics that he can no longer communicate logically.

Beck had expressed, via his interpreter Teddy Roosevelt, that he wanted to speak with Grimace’s cousin, Plum Plumber, a large green plum-man who lives and works on Long Island, NY. Once he’s on, they explore how “spending time” in the same cave has created a telepathic link between them. Then the “First Man” calls, followed by a 16 year old girl who proves that even the first man is just a dirty old man.

Who is an ancient, tortured Arabian steed that brings people back from the dead? The Anti-Horse, and he thinks he’s dying because he can’t remember bringing Teddy Roosevelt (who’s still on the phone from earlier) back from the dead. The Anti-Horse is doubly worried because his heart has been inside of Slifrigerator, health guru Slim Goodbody’s old refrigerator, for a very long time. The two had met in ancient Persia and have an old rivalry. Slifrigerator eventually reveals his new desert location, prompting a call from Birdman, his current neighbor.

Also on the show, U.B. Jackson gives an alternate meaning to Pistol Shrimp. Willow drinks.

Following his discussion of clown segregation, President Andrew Jackson begins detailing his open parties at the White House. It turns out that somehow David Hasselhoff’s mother used to attend and that Andrew, along with his friends Rumpelstiltskin and Gorilla Boy, had a bet to see who could sleep with her first. The winner’s face would be on the one million dollar treasury bill.

Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin, wanted to talk about conservation and birds. This prompted Bird Best, one of Birdman’s illegitimate sons, to call. He squabbles with Teddy and Teddy about birds and then speaks about his practice of giving eulogies for people he didn’t know.

Besides the topics listed in the above segments, you’ll also hear an interview with Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin. One of POTG Radio’s pathetic competitors, Newton Folds, tries to reveal President Roosevelt as a fraud.

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Teddy Roosevelt and his butler, Teddy Ruxpin, had been on and wanting to talk about conservation and birds. This prompted Bird Best, one of Birdman’s illegitimate sons, to call. He squabbles with Teddy and Teddy about birds and then speaks about his practice of giving eulogies for people he didn’t know.