Planet of the Grapes

The Last Unicorn, who is a delivery girl for a Chinese restaurant, comes up to the studio and tells us her story. Mr. Ling  (her employer) and Teriyaki Boy are actually siblings in the middle of a bitter restaurant feud. To make matters more complicated, Withering Witherspoon and Gimnael get on the line. From the [...]

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From Episode “The Racist Episode”(20:37 – 36:35) While the hosts are talking to Richard Simmons, his Shorts, Laces on the shorts, and the Stain, fast food mogul Teriyaki Boy calls. Then a Wizard (walrus/lizard) calls, as does Michael Jordan, Mr. Wizard (an actual wizard), and pro wrestler Gorilla Gross.

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Richard Simmons’ Shorts and the Laces (on the shorts) call from the Philippines. Part of the Stain (that used to be on the shorts) also calls, in the process revealing how they came to be: they are the result of a splash from a “mayonnaise lobotomy” that Richard Simmons had administered in the past. Then [...]

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Teriyaki Boy, owner of a chain of NYC Japanese fast food restaurants, is called in response to one of the POTG Radio hosts having been sick from the food recently. Apparently, Teriyaki Boy knows New York’s own East River, who tries to be civil at first but can’t resist being filthy and controversial. Teriyaki Boy [...]

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From Episode “Take Me to the River”(29:32 – 45:40) Teriyaki Boy, owner of a chain of NYC Japanese fast food restaurants, is called in response to one of the POTG Radio hosts having been sick from the food recently. Apparently, Teriyaki Boy knows New York’s own East River, who tries to be civil at first [...]

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From Episode “Take Me to the River”(45:41 – 62:58 ) Adding to the fray with the East River and Teriyaki Boy, TV icons Arnold and Webster call to debate Teriyaki Boy’s claim that he is immortal. They believe only they are immortal. The US Coast Guard is called in, and plans hatch to bring some [...]

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The owner of a NYC Japanese fast-food chain, Teriyaki Boy is as dense as his white rice. He is famous for not caring about things.