The Grim Reaper calls to announce his image change. This leads to Fabio calling, who is trying to convince the Grim Reaper to grant him immortality and destroy falcons. The Afterbirth Fairy calls as does her current lover, the King of Thailand.

Slain, a depressed high schooler, is upset because the Grim Reaper had just called to announce his “image change” (which involves pink suits). Satan then calls to set Slain straight. Piglet calls at the end to get them off and call attention to himself.

Piglet announces he has recently joined the motorcycle gang headed by Gimnael, Grimace’s brother. Gimnael calls shortly thereafter to announce his new love, but alas there is trouble in paradise. Slain, the depressed teenager from the previous segment, sneaks back on the show.

Louis Louise, who is a man by day and woman by night, fights to keep the love of the straight Gimnael. S/he calls gets her friend Falucio, “God of the Harlequins,” on the phone. Louis claims to have not known that harlequins and motorcyclists like Gimnael
are sworn enemies. POTG Radio’s producer, Willow, chimes in from his control booth to explain why Slain the depressed teenager keeps interrupting the show.

The Grim Reaper calls to announce his image change. This leads to Fabio calling, who is trying to convince the Grim Reaper to grant him immortality and destroy falcons. The Afterbirth Fairy calls as does her current lover, the King of Thailand.

Rival radio host Birdman is granted amnesty and makes a live studio appearance for the first time. POTG Radio is honoring a promise that he could be the “Object of Desire” on Grape Love, their dating game. The three contestants are Oxford (Deez Nuts’ announcer), The Afterbirth Fairy, and Bill Cosby.

The second half of Birdman’s Grape Love. Find out what Bill Cosby has a tattoo of and what everyone thinks of Internet sex videos.

Birdman’s prior appearance sparks a call from Birdbunch — conjoined septuplet birds. Then, to keep with the theme, Big Bird calls to complain how they take jobs away from him performing on the cruise line circuit.

You’ll also hear from Don Kong the clothing designer (formerly known as Donkey Kong), a Republican bee who does not like the phrase “birds and bees,” his queen bee, Sallie, and her would-be suitor, the mathematician Fibonacci.

POTG Radio gets the exclusive interview of The Tooth Fairy’s rival, known only in the delivery rooms of hospitals worldwide.

.3′s mother, the Afterbirth Fairy, introduces herself and her job to Planet of the Grapes. This evokes business and sexual interest from Bill Cosby.

.3′s mother, the Afterbirth Fairy, introduces herself and her job to POTG Radio. This evokes business and sexual interest from Bill Cosby.

Contrary to what the Afterbirth Fairy claims about her abilities, Mosquit O. Buttlow accuses her of owning a mosquito slave camp.

You’ll also hear first time interviews with Yoton O’Sunlove, a sniper who snipes people with sunlight, and the Goat God.

Contrary to what the Afterbirth Fairy claims about her abilities, Mosquit O. Buttlow accuses her of owning a mosquito slave camp.