Bono is calling his new album “Piglet’s Uterus”. We don’t know what that means, but we decided to get to the bottom of it. But first the Anti Horse has to call and remind Saint Walrus Man of his place. When we finally speak to Piglet, he is angry that everybody’s talking about his uterus, whatever that may mean.

Saint Walrus Man asks to be kept on in the background so he can listen to the show while the hosts get Tiffany Amber Thiessen on the phone. Plate wants to know why she slept with Saint Walrus Man and why she won’t sleep with him. Also, a shrimp priest informs us that Saint Walrus Man is not really a saint.

Bono is calling his new album “Piglet’s Uterus”. We don’t know what that means, but we decided to get to the bottom of it. But first the Anti Horse has to call and remind Saint Walrus Man of his place. When we finally speak to Piglet, he is angry that everybody’s talking about his uterus, whatever that may mean.

Also on the show, Roland approaches Saint Walrus Man with a partnership and tries to arrange a match between Gupta Kronog and King Kong Bunson.

With the phone lines clear of all except Bill Clinton, Birdbest’s deadbeat father and resident of Egypt, Birdman, calls to pick the ex-president’s brain about womanizing. He can’t seem to get Cleopatra’s Ghost in bed. In the conversation, Birdman reveals that he now shares his apartment (inside the great Sphinx), with a certain refrigerator who has been holding the Anti-Horse’s heart hostage. The Anti-Horse calls to finally settle the score.

Who is an ancient, tortured Arabian steed that brings people back from the dead? The Anti-Horse, and he thinks he’s dying because he can’t remember bringing Teddy Roosevelt (who’s still on the phone from earlier) back from the dead. The Anti-Horse is doubly worried because his heart has been inside of Slifrigerator, health guru Slim Goodbody’s old refrigerator, for a very long time. The two had met in ancient Persia and have an old rivalry. Slifrigerator eventually reveals his new desert location, prompting a call from Birdman, his current neighbor.