Planet of the Grapes

From Episode “The Feast of Saint Walrus Man”(21:59 – 33:18) Saint Walrus Man asks to be kept on in the background so he can listen to the show while the hosts get Tiffany Amber Thiessen on the phone. Plate wants to know why she slept with Saint Walrus Man and why she won’t sleep with [...]

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Celebrating the Feast of Saint Walrus Man, we speak to the greater being himself/herself. Saint Walrus Man’s sexual exploits incur the curiosity of hipster Plate Tectonics. Saint Walrus Man asks to be kept on in the background so he can listen to the show while the hosts get Tiffany Amber Thiessen on the phone. Plate [...]

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From Episode “Celebrity Awareness Day”(15:54 – 25:27) Two old callers, both of whom have fledgling bands, call to add to the fray. They are Gib from the band GIB (Gardening in Biodomes) and Joe from the band GIP’D (Gardening In Possible Biodomes). Besides their metal bands, they are both trying to help Ernie of Sesame [...]

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Doctor Thornberry, of the first Spiderman movie, is the first caller to try and promote his “celebrity.” This leads to Steven Tylerico, a Steve Tyler impersonator, to call and explain what he does to beautiful women on dates. Tiffany Amber Thiessen proves to be the first real celebrity to call. Two old callers, both of [...]

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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(45:55 – 56:34) The final round of Ms. POTG Radio continues with the second question, asked by the famed wrestler, Gorilla Gross.

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From Episode “The Highway to the Sun Was Paved by Fozzy Roosevelt”(56:34 – 68:41) The Goat God asks the final question in the championship round of the Ms. POTG Radio pageant and a winner is finally chosen to receive the coveted prize: a typewriter and a minute piece of the Berlin Wall.

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POTG Radio’s favorite old president, Teddy Roosevelt, calls and somehow gets into trying a “non-comedy” routine with host U.B. Jackson’s asexual parent, otherwise known as “Greater Organism Jackson.” Grover, the Muppet, reveals why he is calling from Ms. Piggy’s bed (it’s not what you think). Teddy Roosevelt stays on from the previous segment and along [...]

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From Episode “4 out of 5 Dentists are Not Impressed”(32:07 – 51:15) Oprah, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and “the queen of dreams,” Queen Mab, are the first three competitors on the multiple-episode-spanning “Ms. POTG Radio Pageant.” They have very colorful takes on what their best and worst traits are.

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From Episode “4 out of 5 Dentists are Not Impressed”(51:15 – 69:19) The first round of the “Ms. POTG Radio Pageant” continues, featuring Oprah, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and Queen Mab, discussing, among other things, their unorthodox diets.

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